Joseph Cannon Lambert's definitions

Log jam

To take a dump that is capable of stopping up the toilet with at least one flush. This may be due to inflexibility, sheer size, or some other factor intrinsic to the feces. No outside factor may contribute (toilet paper, sock, wire hangar, etc.)

Joe Lambert log jammed the toilet and left for work, so Frank Magana was forced to plunge it out.

by Joseph Cannon Lambert October 15, 2008