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Situational Settlement

When a person has been removed from their natural environment for an extended period time, leading to impaired judgment of the opposite sex. In most cases this will happen in a remote area such as a state park.
After returning from their camping trip, Johnny and Dale both agreed that the girl they had undressed with their eyes earlier in the week was nothing short of a southern bred, corn fed situational settlement.

An unfortunate looking girl that causes you to teepee your pants after spending a week away from the true beauties of your hometown.
by Jonny Lee Popkins August 17, 2009
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