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Afghani turban queef
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When an Afghanistan
person
adjusts their turban and a
pocket
of trapped smelly
air
is released. Producing a queef like sound.
Rob: Andrew you'
re
an
asshole
.
Andrew: Well, you'
re
an Afghani turban queef.
Afghani turban queef
by
Johnny Twotone
May 4, 2014
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