2 definitions by Johnny Huh
Paris Hilton banked shillions for her Carl's Jr. ads where she's washing the car and eating a big greasy burger even though there's no chance she's ever done either before (that is, wash a car or eat a hamburger).
by Johnny Huh October 3, 2005
Someone who sells on Ebay but always charges waaaaay too much for shipping because that's how they make their profits without having to pay Ebay so much.
I nearly bought a replacement Ipod on Ebay the other day but the shipping weasel wanted $45 to send it.
by Johnny Huh October 14, 2005