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Definitions by Johnny Goldmember

Wooden Nickel Digger 

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An individual who is attempting to be a gold digger, but has mistakenly targeted a charlatan.
“Damn, that dumb ass ho bag wooden nickel digger gunna be real disappointed when that shitbag, pseudo-lawyer hands her Soviet era toilet paper to wipe that cum off her chin.
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