Johnathan Swazztastic's definitions

Lapizmaniac

A bisexual sociopath who constantly doubts his purpose in life. Also is a skid mark enthusiast, collecting centuries old underwear for the ancient faeces.

Lapizmaniac sucks balls

by Johnathan Swazztastic September 1, 2021

Rocketophilia

Sexual attraction to rockets. Found most common in teenage degenerates who hide in their rooms, faint in Biology classes and bring axes into schools. If this disorder is identified, we recommend complete decombustion of this individual, to prevent further damage to others.

Fuck Greg. He has Rocketophilia. Let’s grab him by his rat tail and skin him alive, so he can’t harm our children.

by Johnathan Swazztastic November 27, 2021