1 definition by JohnDonXohn

Leon is the most muscular (in other dimensions ) chad, alpha male to exist.His presence alone was enough to scary Chuck Norris. Through his omni dimensional limbs ( 2 arms and 3 legs ;- ) he is able to impregnate women without them even noticing. The sheer force of his will is enough to make the mountain come to Mohammed. He is the only being who witnessed Queen Elizabeth ( The Immortal ) II creation. In fact he conceived her from one of his many omni dimensional reproductive systems. Leon the Great. Leon the Immortal. Leon the Deflowerer. These are a few of his many ancient names that Earths ancestors have called him by.
Oh look, it is the alpha Leon. I hope he deflowers me.
by JohnDonXohn June 4, 2020