Definitions by John my hopkins

cat litter

When your partner just shaved their pubic hair and you pee on it. The stubble does a really bad job soaking it up and you have to use your hind legs to kick it up and it just goes all over the place and scratches up their tummy.

I just used your moms pubes as cat litter

cat litter by John my hopkins April 10, 2023

German 

Driving to Milwaukee to get railed in a hotel room

She was German so she drove an hour and a half to Milwaukee so we could have sex in my hotel room

German by John my hopkins November 10, 2021