2 definitions by John Whatshisname

redneck rodeo

"Redneck rodeo" is a sport where, while taking your girlfriend from behind, you put your hands on her shoulders and whisper gently in her ear, "your sister is better at sex, you know" - then see how long you can stay on.

"Honey, sweetie, I didn't mean it, I was just trying 'redneck rodeo' - wait, I need that for work, don't throw -" *CRASH*

by John Whatshisname February 14, 2009

pics or gtfo

A demand for someone to post pictures. A variant of tits or gtfo, and deliberately rude.

<Karen> so i went shopping with tina at victorias secret today
<John> pics or gtfo
<Karen> :|
<Tina> O__O

by John Whatshisname May 23, 2011