Definitions by John Wayne Jones

Bumpfaeries 

Young women who are either on the verge or completely addicted to powder cocaine. These girls will party at the drop of a hat. Chances of scoring with one of these sirens is very high. Chances of scoring an STD is even higher.

Last night I had one of them little bumpfaries feet pinned to her ears.

Bumpfaeries by John Wayne Jones September 16, 2003