wooly booger

an amalgamation of feces and toilet paper that clings to anal hairs after wiping. . .also know as a 'dingleberry'
I need to wipe better. . .I found five wooly boogers in the shower this morning.
by John Schiro December 14, 2008
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biz

A slang root deriving from the French word, "bisous", which means, "kisses". The term is most typically used as a form of farewell via the internet.
"I must be going now, my little online, French lover. biz."

"I wish that you could somehow smell my message! :( biz"
by John Schiro April 10, 2008
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