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Merv 

A "Merv" is an urban colloquialism used to describe a person who is viewed as "corny" or not cool.

"Hey John, look at this Merv with the polka-dots on. What is he doing?"

"Why didnt you go talk to that girl? You're such a merv."

Merv by John Q. Publik April 23, 2009