John Foppe's definitions

Volvo

The most extreme wagons known to man, from Scandinavia to the West. Best with absurd stickers, fuzzy dice, and beaded seat covers that arab taxicab drivers use. It's cool when the interior fabric rips off because your friends can carve things in the orange foam on the roof. It looks like people are laughing at you but they're really crying because they know they will never be as Extreme as the Volvo 740 Wagon. It's a hearse on Anabolic Steroids that only Scandinavia could conquer.

"Now THAT is an extreme Volvo."

"The 1990 Volvo 740 just owned my Camaro!"

by John Foppe August 14, 2003

schlieffen

This word can be used as a substitution of "stuff" or a less vulgar term for "shit". It is scientifically proven that 87% of Americans find schlieffen to be more "fun" to say". Also, "Schlieffentag".

Now that's just a load o' schlieffen.

AH KAN' BUH-LEEEEE' DAT SCHLIEFFEN!

by John Foppe August 14, 2003