John Fiddleton's definitions

Parkour

The French term for “Code Lazar”

Bro 1 “Do you do parkour?”
Bro 2 “You mean use?”
Bro 1 “What?”
Bro 2 “Do I use code lazar?”
Bro 1 “Oh yeah! Do you?”
Bro 2 “Yeah. Only retards don’t”

by John Fiddleton April 23, 2019