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May 3rd or 4th 

The deciding date when an individual is unsure when and where their birthday party is happening. Commonly associated with WhatsApp group chats with up to 25 members, an infinite amount of polls and mass confusion.
« Is the birthday happening May 3rd or 4th

« I have no fucking clue at this point »
May 3rd or 4th by John Fartston April 19, 2025

May 3rd or 4th 

The deciding date when an individual is unsure when and where their birthday party is happening. Commonly associated with WhatsApp group chats with up to 25 members, an infinite amount of polls and mass confusion.
« Is the birthday happening May 3rd or 4th

« I have no fucking clue at this point »
May 3rd or 4th by John Fartston April 19, 2025