John F. Oliver's definitions

litigiphobia

The paralyzing fear of litigation.
Any action or inaction by a corporation or person to avoid potential lawsuits.

litigiphobia leads to the label on a plastic bag: THIS IS NOT A TOY

by John F. Oliver November 8, 2007

econnoisseur

One who insists on the highest quality at the lowest price.

Being an econnoisseur I bought the ten dollar chilean wine instead of the fifty dollar french.

by John F. Oliver November 12, 2007