Definitions by John F. George

Social Mediot 

Slow-moving, self-absorbed smart device user

Merely walking down the street has become a challenge due to the overabundance of slow walking Social Mediots obliviously staring into their smart devices.

Social Mediot by John F. George September 25, 2013

Emailationship 

Continuing interchange seldom resulting in live interaction.

"We've only gone out once in the last eight months, but we have a continuing emailationship."

Emailationship by John F. George December 30, 2008