John Doe 284738905734's definitions
A simple creature that is often over 6 feet tall, who snorts noodles and uses all means available to be as annoying as possible. You can find a watumbe in the northeastern United States, though they do migrate from time to time to warmer climates.
"Dude, What the hell is that thing, it won't stop following us!"
"Chill dude, It's a Watumbe, it's just looking for cheap porn"
"Chill dude, It's a Watumbe, it's just looking for cheap porn"
by John Doe 284738905734 April 15, 2008
Get the watumbemug.