Definitions by John Cocktoastun

Lincoln Cocked 

When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.

-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."

-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"

Lincoln Cocked by John Cocktoastun February 22, 2009