Joes Dead's definitions

Penn State

1) A college very much like four extra grades of high school located in central Pennsylvania.

2) The largest congregation of cattle and red necks east of the Mississippi.

3) The only school on Earth where "Do you want fries with that?" is a major.

At first I thought my son went to the state penn, but then I became really embarassed when I learned he'd actually gone to Penn State.

by Joes Dead July 15, 2005