Joe Pellerin's definitions
A man who, through intense dedication of his entire being, has mastered the the pursuit and attainment of the female ass.
The Yoda form of the celebrated Ass Maven.
The Yoda form of the celebrated Ass Maven.
Wow! Having dedicated his whole being to the pursuit of the female ass, he has truly become an Ass Master!
O, Ass Master - we are not worthy and bow before you! Teach us!
O, Ass Master - we are not worthy and bow before you! Teach us!
by Joe Pellerin May 15, 2005
Get the Ass Mastermug.