Joe Nyarlathotep's definitions
Hipsters are people doing anything more modern and/or trendy than I am. Old farts are people doing anything less modern and/or trendy than I am. The trick is to somehow monitor your lawn for the former while partying on the lawn of the latter.
Get off my lawn you f*ck'n hipsters!
by Joe Nyarlathotep September 25, 2008
Get the Hipstermug.