Definitions by Joe Lynne

Gooch Cheese 

A combination of pubic hair, sweat, semen, and dirt that is found on the gooch (perineum) of a man, abounding as a result of strenuous exercise(s).

WAITER: Would you care for our new menu item, kind sir, marinated with gooch cheese?

CUSTOMER: Fuck no!

Gooch Cheese by Joe Lynne April 28, 2010