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A combination of pubic hair, sweat, semen, and dirt that is found on the gooch (perineum) of a man, abounding as a result of strenuous exercise(s).
WAITER: Would you care for our new menu item, kind sir, marinated with gooch cheese?
CUSTOMER: Fuck no!
CUSTOMER: Fuck no!
by Joe Lynne April 28, 2010
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