Joe Breton 's definitions

CAMAC

The sexual act consisting of inserting ones member into the different female orifices in a strict order of cunt, arse, mouth, arse and finally returning back to the cunt thus degrading the woman and leaving her with a foul taste the due to the arse-mouth transition and maximising the chances of infection from the arse-cunt transition. Etymology: The name is derived from the first letters of the orifices.

Woman: “Doctor, I had sex with my boyfriend last night and now I have a bad taste in my mouth and a burning sensation when I pee” Doctor: Sounds like you have been CAMACed. Let me start you on broad spectrum antibiotics”

(Trademark R.Larkin 2018)

by Joe Breton February 25, 2018