Joe's girlfriend and boyfriend, janine and john's definitions

mauer

verb, to present oneself in a bangable fashion

Dude, I gotta Mauer up before hittin the clubs so have a chance of poonin' a chick later this foine evening

by Joe's girlfriend and boyfriend, janine and john June 16, 2004

mauer

noun, totally bangable 21-year old twins catcher (#7)

Dude, Joe Mauer is completely bangable

by Joe's girlfriend and boyfriend, janine and john June 16, 2004