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The fluid that results from a pussy fart during a woman's period; it's like a bisque of menses and clots.
Queef Minestrone, it's a lot like Tomato Soup, but chunkier and is brewed inside a vagina.
by Jmann1982 March 04, 2019

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An acronym for "Go Fuck Your Own Face".
My boss: You know you're 2 minutes late right?

Me: It's snowing and the roads were a mess
My Boss: I don't care that's not an excuse
Me: GFYOF
by Jmann1982 February 09, 2018

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A portmanteau of Capitol Hill and Dildos, which stands as a derogatory name for the United States Senate and House of Representatives, because much like a sex toy, they rarely accomplish anything without being handled aggressively and serve only the purpose of fucking you.
Reporter on TV: and in other news, Congress has once again demonstrated what Capitol Hilldos they are by jamming $500 Billion of Corporate Bailout spending into the Coronavirus stimulus package, screwing our financial future but making sure their campaign donors won't have to sell off their yachts and summer homes...
via giphy
by Jmann1982 March 29, 2020

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The flakes of skin that line your underwear after a long day of scratching your sweaty ballbag.
I was loading the washing machine this morning and sneezed from all the swamp dust flying off my dirty boxers.
by Jmann1982 August 29, 2019

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Fecal remnants. Either from pooping or a shart.
My mom busted me out for the buska streaks in my dirty underwear.
by Jmann1982 February 12, 2019

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