Blunch

The act of a blowjob while the person receiving it is eating lunch.
I had a blunch with my wife Sydney yesterday.I accidentally dropped crumbs on her while I was eating because the blowjob felt so good.
by Jizzy Pete Johnson April 01, 2020
mugGet the Blunchmug.

Chweef

A Chweef is a fart out of the pee hole of a chode.
My chode just had a Chweef.I swear my chode just Chweefed!"Did you just chweef bro?"
by Jizzy Pete Johnson August 13, 2022
mugGet the Chweefmug.