Definitions by Jimmy Jesus Bear

leprosy 

A type of leopard in Africa or Asia that will attack and kill you on sight within one millisecond.

1: "Man I haven't seen Joe in a while. How's he doing?"
2: "Didn't you hear? He went to India a couple years back and encountered a leprosy."
1: "Shit...So he's gone huh?"

leprosy by Jimmy Jesus Bear August 22, 2017