homtail

A person who continually mistypes "hotmail" in hotmail addresses - a retard.

George: "Yeah, yesterday I spilt strawberry yoghurt all over my keyboard..."

Jim: "You Homtail!"

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ilyaaf

standing for, "i love you as a friend," a way to avoid confusion when telling people of the opposite sex that you love them.

unattatched boy: "see you then"
unattatched girl: "um, yh"
unattatched boy: "ilyaaf!!"
unattatched girl: "ilyaaf too!!"

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