Jimi's definitions

belm

From 1979 and Joey Deacons first ever appearence on Blue Peter (UK kids TV show for septic retards) The art of forcing your tongue against your bottom lip while making "NNNNRRRRGGGGGHHHH" sound just like old Joe Deek did

"you total spazz NNNRRRGGGGHHHHH"

by Jimi March 29, 2005

tit cricket

a game played at social functions where there are large amounts of women. You get one run each time you nudge a womans tit, four runs for a one handed grab and to hit a six requires a two handed two tit grab, the bloke with the most runs wins.

did ya see that steveo just got two sixes in a row! what a legend!

by jimi July 14, 2004