Definitions by JimBob the third

Maddie 

Loves penis and guys with flippy hair.
crushes on fat ppl
likes to sing in the shower

likes hairy guys
shes short like a dwarf
she has blue eyes and brown hair
she gets mad at her friends
she likes kraft dinner.

Thomas- "Maddie I love you so much pls marry me"
Maddie-"no get the fuck away u not hairy"

Maddie by JimBob the third August 17, 2014