2 definitions by Jim lahey69
The can opener is when the male proceeds to do her from behind and puts both thumbs in her butthole.
I was boning my girlfriend and decided to perform the can opener.
I still smell her ass on my thumbs now.
I still smell her ass on my thumbs now.
by Jim lahey69 October 13, 2020
The shit moth starts it’s shitty life as a shit larva which grows into a shitapiller, and most commonly leads to a pandemic of shitapillers, you can try to exterminate them but in most cases you’ll fail, thus leaving you with shit moths.
Randy: “What are you doing Mr. Lahey?”
Mr.lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths Randy.”
Randy: “Shit moths?”
Mr. Lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths.”
Mr.lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths Randy.”
Randy: “Shit moths?”
Mr. Lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths.”
by Jim lahey69 March 31, 2021