Definitions by Jim Wade

monkeypoo

"Monkeypoo" is a synonym for "apeshit". It appears in certain books by Terry Pratchet.

It is NOT used in the presence of a wizard who was turned into an orang-utang in a magical accident because said orang-utang hates to hear the word "monkey" and WILL go apeshit.

"Whatever you do, don't call him a monkey, or he'll go monkeypoo on you."
(Before entering the presence of said ape.)

monkeypoo by Jim Wade July 28, 2011