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Dallas Cowboys

NFL team that has not won a playoff game since 1997. Synonym for "choke."

Dallas Cowboys fan: fcuk u guys!!! we won 5 super boals!!!!1!!!

Philadelphia Eagles fan: Hey asstard, you haven't gotten anywhere close since '97.

New York Giants fan: And we kicked your asses the only time we faced you in the playoffs. Guess who won the Super Bowl that year.

Cowboys fan: ...sad face.

by Jesus Christ hates the Cowboys June 23, 2009