Definitions by Jersey Girl

Forever 11 

A cute little store w/ exspensive looking clothes, but they're cheap. Many sluts within store.

Err, I just went to Forever 11, and the place was infested w/ hoes.

Forever 11 by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

Old Man Weaver 

A creep who rides his bike around Hunterdon County, NJ. Wears a neck brace and helmet.

My friend claimed that Old Man Weaver stopped his bike once and cursed her out.

Old Man Weaver by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

Divorce 

Just a 7 letter word for hell. Rips out hearts. Hurts more kids than adults. Causes more pain and hurt than imaginable. Also causes kids to flip out and get severely depressed.

I always knew my fucking parents would get divorced. I don't want to live w/ either of them. I hate them both so much. They suck ass.

Fuck getting divorced. I'm never getting married after all that my parents put me through w/ their divorce.

Divorce by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

Happy Crappies

Smilie shaped potatoe "food" things that some cafeterias in America's schools serve. Taste like french fries.

DUDE, they're serving them Happy Crappies today! Can ya get me 500 hundred of em?

Happy Crappies by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

Everwood 

Cool show on the WB. Very deep. Everyone can relate to it.

Hey, did ya watch Everwood last night where Madison and Ephram made out? Damn, I would kill to be Madison.

Everwood by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004