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Linford
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A sock used to soak up
ejaculate
after
masturbation
.
A cum
encrusted
sock
A wank sock
Don't wear THAT sock, it's a linford!
My
favourite
linford is so crusty
its like
a papier mache sock
I just found
a crispy
linford under little Tommy's bed
Linford
by
Jennie Al
March 1, 2011
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