Definitions by Jeff R. Allen

wedgie 

The little wedge-shaped things you collect to win a game of Trivial Pursuit.

Let's go for the brown wedgie first, I'm better at that category.

wedgie by Jeff R. Allen December 28, 2005

Oscar fluffer 

The women who somewhat mysteriously appear onstage with a fully erect Oscar, ready to award to the winner.

Check out the tits on that Oscar fluffer! I like her better than the dark-haired one that was just on.

Oscar fluffer by Jeff R. Allen February 29, 2004