Definitions by Jean-Luc P'Tard
Tard Jar
A jar owned by a tard, to keep bits of stick and dirt and shiny things. You may not touch the jar. It is their tard jar, do not touch it.
"No! My jar!!" (clutches tard jar close to body)
"No! My jar!!" (clutches tard jar close to body)
Do you see Bobby putting that dead moth in his tard jar? By the way, don't try to touch his tard jar, he will cry and foul himself.
Tard Jar by Jean-Luc P'Tard May 27, 2026