1 definition by Jason Parker #2

ass rapper extrodinaire/copycat/wanksta who:
1) doesn't know who the fuck he is or what to call himself these days
2) so fuckin' full of himself that his whack ass might consider running for office( Oh, THE HORROR!)
3) thinks everbody likes him when the real world want to beat his sissy-punk ass!
4) appeals to house negroes, groupies, suburbian wiggers, and imgrates who don't know shit about hip hop
5) chased away G-Depp, Black Rob, Craig Mack, The Lox, Total, Loom, and others to steal the spotlight for himself
6) sold out Shyne..Nuff said on that one.
7) tries to one-up people who are better than him (Russell Simmons, FUBU, every rapper, etc)
8) can't write or bust a rhyme that can save his fuckin' life
9) gets sued every goadamn year ( probably from ghost writers)
10) doesn't represent hip hop in the purest form
11) a punk bitch ( Go ask Suge, Tupac, Shyne, or anybody with a brain)
12) proves that money can buy you anything except talent, respect, and credibility
13) hasn't been black since he drop out of college
and finally...
14) Well, he just suck ass!!!
Diddy or "Sybil" may change his name, but now I know what the "P" stands for...IT STANDS FOR PUSSY!!!
by Jason Parker #2 November 8, 2006
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