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A snowicane is a man made hurricane/blizzard hybrid that gathers strength with the aid of the United States Government using HAARP, Doppler Radar, ELF Towers (cellphone microwave repeaters/heaters) and moisture gathered from the Atlantic Ocean...
As a byproduct it also creates 6.0+ earthquakes all over the place...
As a byproduct it also creates 6.0+ earthquakes all over the place...
Holy shit... the government must really need to get some shit sold to cook the books this month... the snowicane they're baking up is moving milk and bread off the shelves like no ones business...
by Jared Ohinger February 25, 2010
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