James Tilly Matthews's definitions

Wii

The new generation Nintendo gaming console, pronounced the same as the word 'we'. It was previously thought to be called the Nintendo Revolution, but the name was changed just days before the 2006 E3 gaming conference. It was named Wii because Nintendo thought that they should include everyone in the gaming experience, and it is spelled 'uniquely' because of the 'unique' controller design.

-Have you seen the new Nintendo console?

-The Nintendo Revolution?

-No, they changed it to the Nintendo Wii

-That sounds gay.

-Well, it IS made by Nintendo.

by James Tilly Matthews May 15, 2006