James Caffeine's definitions

lacrosse

A high-speed, full contact sport utilizing sticks and balls. Played by closet homosexuals that possess a severe inferiority complex to the more popular games of american football and baseball. So called "athletes" run around with fishnets trying to throw a rubber ball into a net. A complete cluster-fuck of a mix between hockey, football, soccer.

Tom: I like football, and I like hockey and baseball too. I'm not sure if I'm good enough to play any of those though. I don't want to play soccer because that's gay.

James: Try lacrosse.

Tom: Yeah that's a good idea bro. Wanna go home and measure each other's dicks?

James: Dude...

by James Caffeine February 27, 2011