Columba
A Columba is a rare genus of
roadmen. you can usually locate this genus in habitats full of Asian
roadmen, I.E
Bradford or Lockwood where the first Columba was discovered, other than these two places The columba has not been spotted. They know a vast amount about Islam without being a Muslim, they also seem to some how make extremely
rascist jokes or comments toward those of middle Eastern background without being reprimanded or even agitating the Asian
roadman, some say by magic some say who the fuck cares. In conclusion Columba is a rare genus of roadmen now nearly extinct so please be careful around them/it, you can identify one in the wild by these defining traits:
Being followed by a possy of Pakistani roadmen whilst he rides a bike up front
Being quite quiet then turning into a complete lunatic once he knows what happening.
Having a toned body and yet tries never to fight.
Can literally never get angry unless his middle Eastern possy is threatened or when the aggressor has made a homophobic comments in which case your best option would be to buy him a delicious take away i.e pinos.
A Columba loves cycling and will Ching a bike thief down as soon as he sees them.
A Columba is very quite and with holds his wisdom till the time is right so don't pester it.
