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Definitions by Jacob Santanio

The AA’er DC captain 

A motherfuckin 9 year old that paid to get DC and AA’ed raddleton

He also sends nudes to his friends in preschool
Hey look, it’s The AA’er DC captain let’s go fuck that bitch up.

Bet his mom is sucking his dick

EatMargarineEveryDay 

The one that stayed as a Sergeant for 7 months.

That’s a real Gaylord...

He does send nudes
Hey look! It’s EatMargarineEveryDay Let’s go fuck him up! He probably doesn’t have anything to do..