2 definitions by Jackson Theodore the seventeen

Hamish Monie

Some bum who is similar to a leaf as he is 0.00001 grams heavy. He gets absolutely no bitches (-50 estimated) and his parents like to belt the shit out of him. He doesn't like to go out on a windy day because he will get blown away, that's why he can't get a haircut.

That guy is such a bum his name is probably Hamish Monie

by Jackson Theodore the seventeen March 28, 2022

Lee papastergiadis

A good person only if you have food, he will sell you for a museli bar with chocolate chips on it, somehow he can run but only when he can hear the ice cream truck. Even his name is big.

That guy is big, His name is definitely Lee papastergiadis

by Jackson Theodore the seventeen July 28, 2022