1 definition by Jackets McBoots
To perform analingus on a gentleman caller of 55 years or older, while simultaneously using one's hand to jerk him off. Also known as a rusty trombone, but executed solely on a member of the AARP.
James Earl Jones: "I like to get my handies at the adult store in the afternoons because people get down to some Old Jazz."
by Jackets McBoots August 18, 2021