Jack Robbins's definitions

wounded cougar

The wounded cougar is a rare breed of cougar who typically is accompanied by a proper cougar. The wounded cougar is the less attractive, unkempt wing woman of a traditional cougar who does not typically prey on man but upon seeing the action of her cougar friend steps up her game and for a night attempts to hunt the not so elusive young (and typically intoxicated) man.

I took one for the team and went home with the wounded cougar last night.

by Jack Robbins May 25, 2007