Jack Cromwell's definitions
A lesbian with insanely high estrogen levels. A super preppy lesbo that hates other races, and gets money from his parents, then squanders it on lesbos. He'll tell someone to be ballsy, but can't be ballsy himself since he's a soft coward
Jack Cromwell's estrogen levels exceeded the world record; lesbos find that attractive.
Bob said,"Hey, you should play Wak the Sak", but Dan said, "No, you should", and Bob said, "No", so Dan said, "Don't be such a Jack Cromwell"
Bob said,"Hey, you should play Wak the Sak", but Dan said, "No, you should", and Bob said, "No", so Dan said, "Don't be such a Jack Cromwell"
by Jack Cromwell January 28, 2018
Get the Jack Cromwellmug.