Definitions by J.W. Booth

stinkin lincoln 

A Stinkin' Lincoln is a sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex and withdraws his feces covered penis, with which he draws a beard on his partner's face.
Bonus points for a top hat.

"I gave Betty a stinkin lincoln last night instead of going to ford theater."

stinkin lincoln by J.W. Booth February 14, 2008