Definitions by J. van Mueller

land fish 

A young (often edible) cat. (Coined by Stephen Colbert as a reaction to PETA's new nickname for fish, "sea kittens.")

"Boy, I could sure go for some land fish right now!"

land fish by J. van Mueller January 16, 2009

snootball 

American football played on a surface covered by frozen precipitation. A portmanteau of the words "snow" and "football."

Kenneth: "Wow, it's like a blizzard out there!"
Jerry: "Who's up for some snootball?"

snootball by J. van Mueller December 21, 2008